Minions, all I learn about in the present day’s cake is that it was for a bathe. I am guessing a child bathe? Although I suppose it might have been for a bridal bathe. Heck, this factor’s bizarre sufficient it might have been for an precise wrap-up-your-hair-and-grab-the-back-loofah bathe. I do not know, is what I am saying.
Additionally, can nipples be yellow? I solely ask as a result of I do not know if I ought to censor this factor or not. I imply, perhaps these aren’t nipples in any respect, perhaps they’re… [head tilt]… little sombreros. On cantaloupes. Being held in a purple neck sling thingie.
Which brings me to a different concern: is the purple factor purported to be a bra? As a result of information flash, baker: bras do not work like that. AT ALL.
Oh yeah, I assume I ought to present you all of the cake, huh? You are in all probability asking, “Jen, are we there but?” Which is humorous, you asking it that method, as a result of that brings me to the last bizarre bit:
