Cake Wrecks presents:
Well-known Wreckerators of the Previous!
Shakespeare:
To b or to not b, that was the query.
Ivan Pavlov:
I do not know the canine’s title, however one thing right here is ringing a bell.
Depend Dracula:
Sure. Sure you do.
Pandora:
I have never even opened the field, and I’ve already misplaced hope.
Thomas Edison:
It simply got here to me in a flash.
Schrödinger:
Perhaps the cat is not alive OR useless; it is one of many residing useless.
TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.
And at last…
Sigmund Freud:
As a result of typically a cigar is simply an amputated finger phallus.
Because of Paula D., Carolyn F., Lyzz H., Elaine T., Carrie S., Suzy F., and Angela Z., who’ve by no means felt much less cigar envy of their lives. (Proper there with ya, women.)
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