Completely happy Thanksgiving, minions!
Because you may not be hanging with household immediately, I’ve determined to provide the reward that retains on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Heaps and tons of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, however not simply ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; immediately I provide you with Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your loved ones members.
Was there quite a lot of stiff competitors? After all. Is that this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be extra phallic jokes? Let’s discover out.
The Offended Poop-Head:
“Why is the rum all the time gone?!”
The “I am Making an attempt To Watch The Sport In Right here!”
“Maintain it down! I can not hear the rating!”
The Dazed And Confused:
“WHAT yr is it?!”
The “Is not it Fantastic We’re All Right here Collectively?”
“Group hug!”
The Sarcastic One:
“Positive, Aunt Barb, I am going to get riiiight on engaged on my angle.”
The “Please no person discover I am a Gingerbread Man.”
[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
“MOM says I am particular. MOM says I can have all of the pie I would like. MOO-OOOOM!!”
The “No person Discuss To Me It is Been A Lengthy Day.”
“Simply… simply give him the pie, Barb.”
The Peace Maker:
“Now, Stu, I am certain you did not imply all [REDACTED] are silly… proper?”
And at last,
The “Ship Assist, Or At Least Extra Pie.”
Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day’s virtually via.
Due to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending all of us Wang Chung tonight.
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