I’ll now illustrate the primary 7 phases of getting a sinus an infection… utilizing monkey truffles.
Like ya do.
Stage 1) Hey, my head form of hurts – however I am positive every thing’s fiiiiiine.
Watch me do some inconceivable leg stretches!
Stage 2) Wow, this headache is getting notably stabby.
…very like this banana.
Stage 3) I by no means knew eyebrows might scream.
Stage 4) I can not hear you. Are there cupcakes stuffed in my ears? It seems like there are cupcakes stuffed in my ears. Big ones. With glass shard sprinkles.
I will simply smile and nod when individuals speak any longer.
Stage 5) MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH CONCRETE AND EVERYTHING HURTS DON’T TALK TO ME DON’T LOOK AT ME JUST BRING ME MORE HOT TEA ARRRRGNNNGGGRAAAAAAAR!
Stage 6)
[sound of a menthol vaporizer chugging steam while Star Trek reruns play in the background]
[…..]
Drooly, a vacant stare, & closely medicated.
Yep, appears about proper.
Because of Anony M., Donna L., Sue S., Ellen M., Alison S., & Angela J. I will inform ya what stage 7 is as soon as I get there, guys.
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I can not consider nobody has employed me to be their private shopper but.
